Ello, I must be apologizing,  is-iz Jeff… Owmight ib’ee elping you t’day? … JEFF?… Bull$h1t. Are You Wearing a Turban? About the worst thing I can think of happening is finding you have the need to call tech support, customer service or pretty much any corporate service that has been farmed out to the “3rd world”… I Read More →

Calling in the airstrike… Cry Havoc, and Let Slip the Dogs of War… Death from above and all that stuff. An End to Ducks  I had a shrink (Well, he was a PhD Psychologist but…) tell me some time ago “You have to stop telling people you are crazy because you are not crazy… You Read More →

So… The Internet is down at Starbucks again but I’m not going to get pissed off about it… Do I sound different in Microsoft word? Well it starts with Microsoft word but then I have to scrape it in order to lose the freaky formatting into a .txt, then scrape from there to Word Press Read More →

I recommend you don’t bother reading this… Madman vs The Duck Part V   So you think you landed a punch… Well guess what, you don’t scare me because you are a just Duck and a minor inconvenience.  I guess it’s been almost 30 years… The Madman in the Boots… Do you remember me? It all started with Read More →

Uber Stupid Dumb as a Box of Rocks

“It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction… Fiction has to make sense.” – Mark Twain And people tell me I’m not right in the head… A Quick look at the Über Stupid Day in and day out we all do stupid things… Chronic stupidity is part of the human condition I suppose. I believe this because Read More →