Serious Face Stomping Big Black Boots by Red Wing

I quite honestly thought that most reported “severe PTSD” symptoms were Bull$h1t… I was Phuckin Wrong. Man, Oh Man… Am I Screwed Up!   So here’s the rundown: Yes it’s true, I was arrested for this heinous phuckin crime, And No, the accusations are not true, I didn’t do this heinous phuckin crime but whatever, Read More →

Fleas at Motel 6

Fvcking Blood Sucking Bugs… Woke up, and thought I was going to die… The Fleas of Motel 6 Staying in cut-rate motels sucks in the first place… The decor is like an assault and the beds are usually junk but hey… It’s better than sleeping in a car isn’t it? I wish I had slept Read More →

I hate driving in parking lots and from there I get this really bad feeling for people in general (especially Toyota Prius drivers) and from there my day goes down the drain. I was going to tell you about malnutrition but… Parking Lots Are Deadly So after the 6  M&Ms  I ate for breakfast I really Read More →

“Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you Read More →

GTA 1966 Datsun Puck Up another bad idea

My lucky Weasel Pelt was purchased by my father off an Indian Reservation in 1969… It disintegrated about 10 years later. Bad Breaks and Misunderstandings  My life isn’t really unmanageable it just takes a long time to explain… I mean, logically it is very linear but the finer points are parallel rather than in series so the reader (or listener) is Read More →

And out come the Ducks

Duck vs the Madman Part 2 At 17,  it seemed to me that the solution to all my problems was to change my attitude and the way I looked at things… That in itself I suppose is a pretty mature thing to occur to a 17 year old… Trouble was I discovered that drugs would do this with little Read More →

Okay… I’m about to tell you some crazy shit. The name of the game is: You Can’t Win I’m not a pessimist… No, really… I’m a bankrupt optimist. I have found in the past 22 years I’ve been off drugs and drink that this is pretty much all a crazy game of skill and chance Read More →

So… L-5 S-1 disc blow out… Pain Scale 1 to 10 I suppose if you have ever wound up with an injury that required a doctors attention you’ve seen this… The stupid smiley face pain scale from 1 to 10 Well let me tell you something, Just like Dr. Seuss told us about on beyond Zebra I’m Read More →

Deadly foam packing peanuts

  You see… I have this box.   It is the perfect size to temporarily store some finishing supplies for this guitar I’m working on…   However…   It is infested with… Statically Magnetized Foam Packing Peanuts   Holy $h1t!!! … These things are climbing up the sides in order to get out of the box… And nothing is going Read More →