I hate driving in parking lots and from there I get this really bad feeling for people in general (especially Toyota Prius drivers) and from there my day goes down the drain. I was going to tell you about malnutrition but… Parking Lots Are Deadly So after the 6  M&Ms  I ate for breakfast I really Read More →

GTA 1966 Datsun Puck Up another bad idea

My lucky Weasel Pelt was purchased by my father off an Indian Reservation in 1969… It disintegrated about 10 years later. Bad Breaks and Misunderstandings  My life isn’t really unmanageable it just takes a long time to explain… I mean, logically it is very linear but the finer points are parallel rather than in series so the reader (or listener) is Read More →

Okay… I’m about to tell you some crazy shit. The name of the game is: You Can’t Win I’m not a pessimist… No, really… I’m a bankrupt optimist. I have found in the past 22 years I’ve been off drugs and drink that this is pretty much all a crazy game of skill and chance Read More →

Uber Stupid Dumb as a Box of Rocks

“It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction… Fiction has to make sense.” – Mark Twain And people tell me I’m not right in the head… A Quick look at the Über Stupid Day in and day out we all do stupid things… Chronic stupidity is part of the human condition I suppose. I believe this because Read More →