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I hate driving in parking lots and from there I get this really bad feeling for people in general (especially Toyota Prius drivers) and from there my day goes down the drain. I was going to tell you about malnutrition but… Parking Lots Are Deadly So after the 6 M&Ms I ate for breakfast I really … Read More →
My lucky Weasel Pelt was purchased by my father off an Indian Reservation in 1969… It disintegrated about 10 years later. Bad Breaks and Misunderstandings My life isn’t really unmanageable it just takes a long time to explain… I mean, logically it is very linear but the finer points are parallel rather than in series so the reader (or listener) is … Read More →
Okay… I’m about to tell you some crazy shit. The name of the game is: You Can’t Win I’m not a pessimist… No, really… I’m a bankrupt optimist. I have found in the past 22 years I’ve been off drugs and drink that this is pretty much all a crazy game of skill and chance … Read More →
The Prius Grand Prix… how badly they wanted to charge ahead of the old BMW’s graying chassis… But just they just couldn’t manage anything more than a whimper in the face of the S20/M42’s Baritone roar and puff of blacker than sin raw fuel smoke I left them in as I drove deep into LA to rescue … Read More →
The First thing that happened after I stopped drinking was: The blonde left me and filed for a divorce… The next thing happened? I found out I didn’t know how to cook. Cheap Easy Food It was truly pathetic that I had managed to live to the age of 26 and had no understanding whatsoever about … Read More →
So, I was blind drunk when I bought this house on the wrong side of town… Shortly after that I stopped drinking… Then my wife left… Then I woke up to: The Crack House Across the Street Christmas 1991 Even before I noticed the closed circuit TV camera in the tree pointed up my … Read More →
“It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction… Fiction has to make sense.” – Mark Twain And people tell me I’m not right in the head… A Quick look at the Über Stupid Day in and day out we all do stupid things… Chronic stupidity is part of the human condition I suppose. I believe this because … Read More →