Deadly foam packing peanuts

  You see… I have this box.   It is the perfect size to temporarily store some finishing supplies for this guitar I’m working on…   However…   It is infested with… Statically Magnetized Foam Packing Peanuts   Holy $h1t!!! … These things are climbing up the sides in order to get out of the box… And nothing is going Read More →

Uber Stupid Dumb as a Box of Rocks

“It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction… Fiction has to make sense.” – Mark Twain And people tell me I’m not right in the head… A Quick look at the Über Stupid Day in and day out we all do stupid things… Chronic stupidity is part of the human condition I suppose. I believe this because Read More →

Earth First, We'll Strip Mine the Other Planets Later

It was just one of those things… I was driving behind a VW Micro Bus with an “Earth First” bumper sticker… I almost couldn’t breath from the exhaust fumes billowing out of the 45 year old pile of junk. Earth First… We Can Strip Mine the Other Planets Later.

Duck vs The Madman

… And a madman  Duck vs The Madman Between 1980 and 1984 I spent way too much time in school… My grades were exemplary, however, I had a lot of problems in school, the biggest one I think, was all the drugs I was taking… I could never get the combination right. I woke up one morning Read More →

Not Right in the Head

 Honest Product Reviews So… I started reviewing products a while ago… Namely DIY Guitar kits and Stuff… Trouble is I started doing this on a professional site and now I outrank everyone for stuff that has nothing to do with business. The reason I started this was almost every product review I’ve ever read is bent Read More →

Not Right in the Head

This Blog is a great example of: Yet Another Really Bad Idea. In 1991 I woke up after a particularly bad 15 year bender on Gin and other various brain rotting substances… Well that was fun (all except for the part where I was puking blood and the hallucinations). One of the first people I met after all this drinking Read More →