Ello, I must be apologizing, is-iz Jeff… Owmight ib’ee elping you t’day? … JEFF?… Bull$h1t. Are You Wearing a Turban? About the worst thing I can think of happening is finding you have the need to call tech support, customer service or pretty much any corporate service that has been farmed out to the “3rd world”… I … Read More →
You Have the Right to Remain Silent… Just like you have the Right to Free speech (provided you are not actually dumb enough to try it). Don’t Talk to the Police About the first thing you are going to hear after you’ve been arrested is this: “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you … Read More →
You know who They are… The FBI, CIA, NSA, HSA, TSA, IRS… You know Them… Big Brother is Digging through Your Sock Drawer So I saw this on someone’s face book profile: Warning– any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using … Read More →
It was just one of those things… I was driving behind a VW Micro Bus with an “Earth First” bumper sticker… I almost couldn’t breath from the exhaust fumes billowing out of the 45 year old pile of junk. Earth First… We Can Strip Mine the Other Planets Later.
You have your Right Wing Nuts… Then you have your Left Wing Nuts… It all boils down too this: They Are All Nuts You see them everywhere… Holding signs, sometimes screaming and yelling and other times singing old Bob Dylan folk songs… Bottom Line is We are in trouble and all anyone seems to do … Read More →
So I work for a Hungarian Nazi with a Dutch Fag and a One Armed Pollock. I Hate My Job For some reason when I was about 16 years old I got it into my head that being a mechanic was a good way to make a living. I can’t blame the alcohol and drugs for … Read More →
People who used to know me in my drinking days would tell everyone I had *Tourette’s syndrome in order to keep me out of fights Grossly Inappropriate Humor The things that make me laugh… I don’t even think they are funny in the real world… But, in my head? It’s a riot. What can I say… I’m deranged. … Read More →