Ello, I must be apologizing,  is-iz Jeff… Owmight ib’ee elping you t’day? … JEFF?… Bull$h1t. Are You Wearing a Turban? About the worst thing I can think of happening is finding you have the need to call tech support, customer service or pretty much any corporate service that has been farmed out to the “3rd world”… I Read More →

American Flag Upside Down We are in Trouble.

You know who They are… The FBI, CIA, NSA, HSA, TSA, IRS… You know Them… Big Brother is Digging through Your Sock Drawer So I saw this on someone’s face book profile: Warning– any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using Read More →

Earth First, We'll Strip Mine the Other Planets Later

It was just one of those things… I was driving behind a VW Micro Bus with an “Earth First” bumper sticker… I almost couldn’t breath from the exhaust fumes billowing out of the 45 year old pile of junk. Earth First… We Can Strip Mine the Other Planets Later.

idiots

People who used to know me in my drinking days would tell everyone I had *Tourette’s syndrome in order to keep me out of fights Grossly Inappropriate Humor   The things that make me laugh… I don’t even think they are funny in the real world…  But, in my head?  It’s a riot. What can I say… I’m deranged. Read More →