1990 Was a Bad Year… I didn’t mind throwing up so much but I really hated the dry heaves… And dry heaves on a dry Kalifornia summer day are particularly annoying but whatever… I had a weed problem too… No not that kind of weed. You see, I’d just bought this house and I had … Read More →
And Other Really Bad Ideas typed out on a really nice keyboard Corsair Vengeance K95 Are you old as dirt? – Do you miss your IBM Selectric? … Well I got the keyboard for you. “You’re good. The K95 is better.Vengeance K95 Fully Mechanical Gaming Keyboard is made for serious gamers. Cherry MX Red … Read More →
In light of circumstances… I have not published much for a while… Lot of starts like: “This is How the Cow ate the Cabbage”… “How to Use Fat People for Fuel”… “You Talk too Loud”… “Yes, I know… I Raised a Psycho Bitch”… Really… I hate to write but… Should I continue the ranting?
What time does not change… Death will.
You know… I read all the comments and I vet all of the “subscribers” to this website.
Fvcking Blood Sucking Bugs… Woke up, and thought I was going to die… The Fleas of Motel 6 Staying in cut-rate motels sucks in the first place… The decor is like an assault and the beds are usually junk but hey… It’s better than sleeping in a car isn’t it? I wish I had slept … Read More →
What made the Madman Mad? … NOISE
Cigarettes | Smoking Tobacco Some time ago, there was this genius that said: “Okay this is what we’re gonna do: You know that plant the bugs won’t even eat?… We’re going to take those and grind them up… Then we roll it up in a paper tube… We light one end of the paper … Read More →
So… The Internet is down at Starbucks again but I’m not going to get pissed off about it… Do I sound different in Microsoft word? Well it starts with Microsoft word but then I have to scrape it in order to lose the freaky formatting into a .txt, then scrape from there to Word Press … Read More →
This started out as a product review of the Mako Fab AGMF500 FK M4 Folding and Collapsible Buttstock for the Mossberg 500 shot gun and I promise I will come around to that. However… Zombie Apocalypse Survivors Fortunately or unfortunately I don’t do television, subsequently I had no clue there is a Zombie Apocalypse on the way… I found … Read More →
Not Right in the Head Presents. Big brother gets a new phone App A film Short by Carl Whiteley I’ve got some sick friends. “HAMSTER APP” Check out what happens when big brother gets this new iPhone app…. Hamster App stars Sam Edge as big brother and three year old Raye Collins as little sister … Read More →
I recommend you don’t bother reading this… Madman vs The Duck Part V So you think you landed a punch… Well guess what, you don’t scare me because you are a just Duck and a minor inconvenience. I guess it’s been almost 30 years… The Madman in the Boots… Do you remember me? It all started with … Read More →
I don’t know about you but I pretty much lost all respect for authority by the time I was 14 years old… At some point in my 20s I gained a little but lost it again in short order… It’s not like I called them Pigs and shouted “Stick it to the Man” but I … Read More →