A Life in Chaos

In light of circumstances… I have not published much for a while… Lot of starts like: “This is How the Cow ate the Cabbage”…   “How to Use Fat People for Fuel”… “You Talk too Loud”… “Yes, I know… I Raised a Psycho Bitch”…   Really… I hate to write but… Should I continue the ranting?

Serious Face Stomping Big Black Boots by Red Wing

I quite honestly thought that most reported “severe PTSD” symptoms were Bull$h1t… I was Phuckin Wrong. Man, Oh Man… Am I Screwed Up!   So here’s the rundown: Yes it’s true, I was arrested for this heinous phuckin crime, And No, the accusations are not true, I didn’t do this heinous phuckin crime but whatever, Read More →

Calling in the airstrike… Cry Havoc, and Let Slip the Dogs of War… Death from above and all that stuff. An End to Ducks  I had a shrink (Well, he was a PhD Psychologist but…) tell me some time ago “You have to stop telling people you are crazy because you are not crazy… You Read More →

I recommend you don’t bother reading this… Madman vs The Duck Part V   So you think you landed a punch… Well guess what, you don’t scare me because you are a just Duck and a minor inconvenience.  I guess it’s been almost 30 years… The Madman in the Boots… Do you remember me? It all started with Read More →

GTA 1966 Datsun Puck Up another bad idea

My lucky Weasel Pelt was purchased by my father off an Indian Reservation in 1969… It disintegrated about 10 years later. Bad Breaks and Misunderstandings  My life isn’t really unmanageable it just takes a long time to explain… I mean, logically it is very linear but the finer points are parallel rather than in series so the reader (or listener) is Read More →

And out come the Ducks

Duck vs the Madman Part 2 At 17,  it seemed to me that the solution to all my problems was to change my attitude and the way I looked at things… That in itself I suppose is a pretty mature thing to occur to a 17 year old… Trouble was I discovered that drugs would do this with little Read More →