I hate driving in parking lots and from there I get this really bad feeling for people in general (especially Toyota Prius drivers) and from there my day goes down the drain. I was going to tell you about malnutrition but… Parking Lots Are Deadly So after the 6  M&Ms  I ate for breakfast I really Read More →

“Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you Read More →

mistakes were made by Matt Groening

Son of a Bitch…… For the time being, I’m a Gypsy Going from Starbucks to Starbucks sucking down Coffee and leaching Wi-Fi I have run into something I thought I was done with a long time ago… AT&T. And I’ve got to tell you something I almost forgot before I almost forget it again. AT&T Read More →

GTA 1966 Datsun Puck Up another bad idea

My lucky Weasel Pelt was purchased by my father off an Indian Reservation in 1969… It disintegrated about 10 years later. Bad Breaks and Misunderstandings  My life isn’t really unmanageable it just takes a long time to explain… I mean, logically it is very linear but the finer points are parallel rather than in series so the reader (or listener) is Read More →

And out come the Ducks

Duck vs the Madman Part 2 At 17,  it seemed to me that the solution to all my problems was to change my attitude and the way I looked at things… That in itself I suppose is a pretty mature thing to occur to a 17 year old… Trouble was I discovered that drugs would do this with little Read More →

Okay… I’m about to tell you some crazy shit. The name of the game is: You Can’t Win I’m not a pessimist… No, really… I’m a bankrupt optimist. I have found in the past 22 years I’ve been off drugs and drink that this is pretty much all a crazy game of skill and chance Read More →

News Release PAF Clone Humbucker Pickups  I’ve tried a lot of different brands and models of pickups in my guitars… Both my personal instruments and the ones I build… I dig these: All SKATTERBRANE models are based on vintage specs. I use plain enamel 42awg coil wire, German silver backing plates and covers, steel slugs Read More →

So… L-5 S-1 disc blow out… Pain Scale 1 to 10 I suppose if you have ever wound up with an injury that required a doctors attention you’ve seen this… The stupid smiley face pain scale from 1 to 10 Well let me tell you something, Just like Dr. Seuss told us about on beyond Zebra I’m Read More →

Y’all think I’m not right in the head? Weirdest Blog Spam Ever     I BURN WITH RAGE REMEBERING THE TORTURE COMMITED UPON MYSELF BY THE EXACT SAME ,TREASONOUS TERRORIST BUSH CABAL , THAT IS INSISTING IT IS KEEPING US SAFE ,BY SUBVERTING OUR GOVERNMENT/CONSTITUTION/BILL OF RIGHTS/. These same suspects that had me ttuerrod for Read More →

Bongo Bucks

Bongo Bucks n. pl. ((bngg, bks) 1. Cash from another country other than you own. I need to go to the bank and change my dollars into bongo bucks. 2. Money obtained via massive returns on little or no investment. example: Selling the  Brooklyn Bridge.    Screwed by the Government The Biggest Bongo Buck Scam Ever