Ello, I must be apologizing,  is-iz Jeff… Owmight ib’ee elping you t’day? … JEFF?… Bull$h1t. Are You Wearing a Turban? About the worst thing I can think of happening is finding you have the need to call tech support, customer service or pretty much any corporate service that has been farmed out to the “3rd world”… I Read More →

Fleas at Motel 6

Fvcking Blood Sucking Bugs… Woke up, and thought I was going to die… The Fleas of Motel 6 Staying in cut-rate motels sucks in the first place… The decor is like an assault and the beds are usually junk but hey… It’s better than sleeping in a car isn’t it? I wish I had slept Read More →

Calling in the airstrike… Cry Havoc, and Let Slip the Dogs of War… Death from above and all that stuff. An End to Ducks  I had a shrink (Well, he was a PhD Psychologist but…) tell me some time ago “You have to stop telling people you are crazy because you are not crazy… You Read More →

So… The Internet is down at Starbucks again but I’m not going to get pissed off about it… Do I sound different in Microsoft word? Well it starts with Microsoft word but then I have to scrape it in order to lose the freaky formatting into a .txt, then scrape from there to Word Press Read More →

the zombie apocalypse

  This started out as a product review of the Mako Fab AGMF500 FK M4 Folding and Collapsible Buttstock for the Mossberg 500 shot gun and I promise I will come around to that.  However…      Zombie Apocalypse Survivors   Fortunately or unfortunately I don’t do television, subsequently I had no clue there is a Zombie Apocalypse on the way… I found Read More →

Not Right in the Head Presents. Big brother gets a new phone App A film Short by Carl Whiteley I’ve got some sick friends. “HAMSTER APP” Check out what happens when big brother gets this new iPhone app…. Hamster App stars Sam Edge as  big brother and three year old Raye Collins as  little sister Read More →

I recommend you don’t bother reading this… Madman vs The Duck Part V   So you think you landed a punch… Well guess what, you don’t scare me because you are a just Duck and a minor inconvenience.  I guess it’s been almost 30 years… The Madman in the Boots… Do you remember me? It all started with Read More →