The system isn’t actually broken, it appears f***ked up by design. At least that is my current theory because nothing at this f***ked up could happen by chance or mistake. It all took some concentrated effort. So, over the next couple of years (at least), I will be reviewing “The System.” Ventucky County, California jail Read More →

juggling cats

And Other Really Bad Ideas typed out on a really nice keyboard Corsair Vengeance K95 Are you old as dirt? – Do you miss your IBM Selectric? … Well I got the keyboard for you.   “You’re good. The K95 is better.Vengeance K95 Fully Mechanical Gaming Keyboard is made for serious gamers. Cherry MX Red Read More →

Serious Face Stomping Big Black Boots by Red Wing

I quite honestly thought that most reported “severe PTSD” symptoms were Bull$h1t… I was Phuckin Wrong. Man, Oh Man… Am I Screwed Up!   So here’s the rundown: Yes it’s true, I was arrested for this heinous phuckin crime, And No, the accusations are not true, I didn’t do this heinous phuckin crime but whatever, Read More →

Fleas at Motel 6

Fvcking Blood Sucking Bugs… Woke up, and thought I was going to die… The Fleas of Motel 6 Staying in cut-rate motels sucks in the first place… The decor is like an assault and the beds are usually junk but hey… It’s better than sleeping in a car isn’t it? I wish I had slept Read More →

the zombie apocalypse

  This started out as a product review of the Mako Fab AGMF500 FK M4 Folding and Collapsible Buttstock for the Mossberg 500 shot gun and I promise I will come around to that.  However…      Zombie Apocalypse Survivors   Fortunately or unfortunately I don’t do television, subsequently I had no clue there is a Zombie Apocalypse on the way… I found Read More →

mistakes were made by Matt Groening

Son of a Bitch…… For the time being, I’m a Gypsy Going from Starbucks to Starbucks sucking down Coffee and leaching Wi-Fi I have run into something I thought I was done with a long time ago… AT&T. And I’ve got to tell you something I almost forgot before I almost forget it again. AT&T Read More →

And out come the Ducks

Duck vs the Madman Part 2 At 17,  it seemed to me that the solution to all my problems was to change my attitude and the way I looked at things… That in itself I suppose is a pretty mature thing to occur to a 17 year old… Trouble was I discovered that drugs would do this with little Read More →

Okay… I’m about to tell you some crazy shit. The name of the game is: You Can’t Win I’m not a pessimist… No, really… I’m a bankrupt optimist. I have found in the past 22 years I’ve been off drugs and drink that this is pretty much all a crazy game of skill and chance Read More →