The system isn’t actually broken, it appears f***ked up by design. At least that is my current theory because nothing at this f***ked up could happen by chance or mistake. It all took some concentrated effort. So, over the next couple of years (at least), I will be reviewing “The System.” Ventucky County, California jail Read More →

Serious Face Stomping Big Black Boots by Red Wing

I quite honestly thought that most reported “severe PTSD” symptoms were Bull$h1t… I was Phuckin Wrong. Man, Oh Man… Am I Screwed Up!   So here’s the rundown: Yes it’s true, I was arrested for this heinous phuckin crime, And No, the accusations are not true, I didn’t do this heinous phuckin crime but whatever, Read More →

 Ello, I must be apologizing,  is-iz Jeff… Owmight ib’ee elping you t’day? … JEFF?… Bull$h1t. Are You Wearing a Turban? About the worst thing I can think of happening is finding you have the need to call tech support, customer service or pretty much any corporate service that has been farmed out to the “3rd world”… I Read More →

Fleas at Motel 6

Fvcking Blood Sucking Bugs… Woke up, and thought I was going to die… The Fleas of Motel 6 Staying in cut-rate motels sucks in the first place… The decor is like an assault and the beds are usually junk but hey… It’s better than sleeping in a car isn’t it? I wish I had slept Read More →

So… The Internet is down at Starbucks again but I’m not going to get pissed off about it… Do I sound different in Microsoft word? Well it starts with Microsoft word but then I have to scrape it in order to lose the freaky formatting into a .txt, then scrape from there to Word Press Read More →

mistakes were made by Matt Groening

Son of a Bitch…… For the time being, I’m a Gypsy Going from Starbucks to Starbucks sucking down Coffee and leaching Wi-Fi I have run into something I thought I was done with a long time ago… AT&T. And I’ve got to tell you something I almost forgot before I almost forget it again. AT&T Read More →

Okay… I’m about to tell you some crazy shit. The name of the game is: You Can’t Win I’m not a pessimist… No, really… I’m a bankrupt optimist. I have found in the past 22 years I’ve been off drugs and drink that this is pretty much all a crazy game of skill and chance Read More →

So… L-5 S-1 disc blow out… Pain Scale 1 to 10 I suppose if you have ever wound up with an injury that required a doctors attention you’ve seen this… The stupid smiley face pain scale from 1 to 10 Well let me tell you something, Just like Dr. Seuss told us about on beyond Zebra I’m Read More →